I read an article in the local paper today about a tourist who was in line to see the Shroud of Turin.  Visitors have to pass through metal detectors and screenings in order to enter the church where the Shroud is on display.  This woman was stopped and searched because the guards saw a suspicious item in her bag.  It looked like a retractable club.  It was a large dildo.  If I were to go to see one of the most iconic religious artifacts in the world, I too would carry a dildo.  I'd love to know her nationality.  xxoo me