This is what our neighbor does on holiday.

 http://edition.cnn.com/2015/06/17/football/arturo-vidal-crash-chile-football/index.html

He's the one whose groupies party til all hours behind our condo.  Latin American music blasting until 5 am, big, loud sports vehicles racing up and down a very narrow road, and hours of yelling and singing and cheering after a big game.  Of course the cops do nothing because soccer is king here.  I've given heads up to friends who bet on the odds of players coming and going from the team.  If their kids haven't been re-registered for school next year, we know the player has been traded to another team or is retiring (at 35!).  Surely there must be some way for me to make a buck out of this!  Mamma wants a new pair of shoes!  xxoo me